By: Marc McMahon

I was just outside on my front porch enjoying the shade of the huge Evergreen trees, smoking a cigarette, and watching the mama squirrel climb down the fence to access the peanuts, (unsalted only, spoiled ass Squirrel 🙂 ) that I throughout each morning for them.

Along with her emergency midnight snack handful that sits just outside and to the right of my front door. Resting right next to the perfect size glass of fresh water I keep out there for her as well. She’s got babies so she takes all the help she can get.  If my front door is open and she comes up and there are no peanuts, or she runs out while munching. She has me so trained, she will simply step inside my apartment just onto the carpet, then she will patiently wait for me to see her out of the corner…